Saturday, May 27, 2017

"My Name Is Jesus Christ"... and other vignettes

Here's a few quick ones jogged from a not so keen memory:

Me: "Hello Sir, I'm a paramedic. What seems to be the problem?"

Patient: "I'm gonna kill myself then I'm gonna kill you"

Me: "Sir as long as you keep it in that order, no problem"

Another:

Me: " Sir, what is your name?"

Patient: "Jesus Christ"

Me: "What's your birthday?"

Patient : "August 21, 1968"

Me " Really? Jesus was born on December 25!"

Patient: " Your a fucking imbecile"
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